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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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