Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You can make out without kissing
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