dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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