Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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