She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed