a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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