we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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