Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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