shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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