So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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