I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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