i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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