I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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