Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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