xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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