Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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