I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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