Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm just crazy horny about you
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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