you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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