I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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