spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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