we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
where does the pee come out of this thing
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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