Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
there is puke in my bra ... again
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