Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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