i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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