can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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