i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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