i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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