its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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