I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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