I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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