Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I can't turn off my feet"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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