Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Rumble strips road head = magical
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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