you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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