thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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