You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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