wakey wakey hands off snakey
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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