you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize
