I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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