You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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