You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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