Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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