you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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