This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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