okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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