I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
operation have a gay friend backfired
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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