Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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