I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just had sex bonerless
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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