Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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