oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
