I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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