Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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