Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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