We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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