Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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