You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Randomize
