In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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